From my continuous and dedicated use of
bathrooms, I’ve come to the conclusion that they are not part of our regular
dimension. Instead, they are part of a totally separate dimension. Before, of
course, going into details as to why I believe so, I think it is important that
we are clear about the terminology of the said space. I’ve always felt that
bathrooms are solely for taking baths, then why do we say bathroom when we want
to take a piss? Because, probably, toilets, washroom, restroom, loo etc. are such
complex words that in the time you will say them shit is sure to hit the fan. So
in the end we are left with “bathroom”, in many of which no activity of bathing
takes place of at all, given there are no provisions provided inside.
So, how have I come to such space-shattering
conclusion?
§ Have
you ever been to a terrace which is actually an under-construction floor? With pillars
and protruding rods and stuff? And did you notice that although the rooms below
that terrace are of the same proportions as of the outlines of those on the
terrace the to-be-made room-spaces look smaller than the already-made ones
below? And in such lack of space, I’ve always wondered how did they fit in the
bathroom space? Theoretically it should be possible, with math and stuff, but
practically? Nope. Okay, forget about the terrace. Even looking from the inside,
it feels that even though there is hardly much space for three rooms to fit in,
somehow there are also two bathrooms fitted along with them. What kind of architectural
and constructional sorcery is this? It must be so that the spaces made for the
bathrooms are pulled out from a different dimension and not from the one we
live in.
§ I
have many other reasons to believe this, but the most important one is that time
runs very slow in the bathroom. Come on, you must have been in a situation
where you thought you just got in the bathroom when somebody knocked on the
door saying that you have been inside for hours. How the fuck is that even
possible? Again, when you are in a hurry and think that you are going to do all
the bathroom-centered jobs very quickly and you even feel that you are doing
them very quickly, but then you come out and see that you have either taken the
equal amount of time you take every other day or taken longer than usual. In
fact, there have also been times when I felt that I’ve been inside the bathroom
for hours but after coming out I found that it had only been 15 minutes. Fuck,
how? Time must flow differently inside the bathrooms. Why? Because the bathroom
is not in this dimension.
§ Even
temperature is not the same inside the bathrooms compared to that of the other
rooms. It is either colder or hotter, but never the same. Surely, temperature fluctuation
is obvious when we are talking about a dimension that is separate from ours.
§ Talking
about temperature, have you noticed that sometimes the mirrors inside the
bathrooms fog up even when you didn’t use hot water? Even water evaporation is
not normal in the bathrooms.
§ Talking
about mirrors, has it ever not happened that you enter the bathroom, only have
a partial look at the mirror while you go directly to do your job and while doing
your job felt that the partial view wasn’t exactly usual? Or that you have
looked into the bathroom mirror and felt that someone else is looking at you
through your eyes? Or, when you rub off the said fog, a sense of anxiety hits
you as to your being uncertain what you might see when the fog is gone?
§ And
talking about water, have you ever been bothered about a water dripping sound
that is coming from the bathroom but never found exactly where from? My guess,
it is not at all water that is dripping. The sound is actually from this other dimension
in which the bathroom is located. Does the sound come from the other beings in
that dimension?
§ Surely,
communicating on an inter-dimensional level should be difficult. And it is
quite difficult to communicate with someone who’s inside the bathroom and
vice-versa. We always have to shout in order to make our words travel from outside
the bathroom to the inside, to be precise, to a different dimension. It is the
same case when trying to do it from the inside. The strain on our voices can
even be fatal. You never know.
§ I’m
not sure what kind of energy passes through this bathroom-dimension, but I know
that this energy brings in the urge to sing. People who can’t be made to sing
even with a guillotine over their necks tend to sing inside the bathrooms. If you
ask them what’s the reason behind this, they can’t say. Because this urge is
imposed and the singing takes place unintentionally. There are even cases where
people don’t even remember singing inside the bathrooms after they come
outside. However, this energy doesn’t work on everybody, for example me.
§ Speaking
of singing, the energy inside the bathrooms also aids in our thought processes.
Esp. when we are squatting/sitting comfortably while answering nature’s calls. No
matter what kind of matter it is, once inside the bathroom our neurons start
sending currents automatically and thus we are able to think about the most
critical and life-threatening matters more clearly than ever. Ever heard the story of EUREKA?
§ Every
time you open the bathroom door, don’t you feel a gust of wind, though very light,
blow over you? This gust of wind is a very common thing when traveling
inter-dimensionally.
§ Finally,
this dimension is safe from all kinds of harm that our regular dimension
offers. Why do you think people tend to run to the bathroom when a serial
killer is on loose in the house? Now, some may say it is because of the sudden
urge to take a shit in such times of crisis. But then, what do you think causes
this urge? Which also means that this other dimension can affect us even when
we are not inside it. Moreover, we never fear that the ceiling would collapse upon
us while we are in the most vulnerable state inside our bathrooms. The force of
the sense of safety is strong.
Now comes the topic of how did that
connection between dimensions take place. Who/what is responsible and is it
really a good thing? I’ve some theories on this matter.
§ First
of all, the primary gateway to go in and out of this other dimension is through
the bathroom door. The secondary gateway is through the window, which in our
country is normally inaccessible.
§ So,
who created this gateway? My theory is that it is created by the builders of
the building. It is possible that they have a secret organization where they
impart and pass on this knowledge from one builder to other, and only a few
builders get to have this knowledge. Obviously, they are sworn to secrecy so
they never tell others about it, esp. the people for whom they are creating the
gateway in the first place. It also makes me wonder that what else they are
capable of doing through this second dimension. Damn it, they are probably
Freemasons. Why didn’t this occur to me before? Freemasons have always been
capable to undertaking impossible, out-of-this-world feats. Who knows what else
they have under their sleeves.
§ Now,
if they are not Freemasons, they must have some kind of superpower in order to
be able to access this separate dimension. Or maybe, they are from that dimension.
That would mean they are actually aliens and not human at all. Shit.
§ But
if, somehow, the builders are innocent of this, it must be so that the gateway
gets created all by itself. They think of making a bathroom, they try to find
space for it and voila! There’s your bathroom. So, probably the dimension itself
is conscious. If not, there must be other beings (said aliens) that make this
happen without the knowledge of the builders. But why? And am I under any risk
since I’ve uncovered this secret? Hell, for the first time in my life I’m afraid
of going to the bathroom.
§ If
not the aliens or Freemasons, it must be the people who manufacture the
particular kinds of bathroom doors. In this case, this inter-dimensional
gateway only to came to use through the manufacture of these doors. And so,
this gateway didn’t exist in the old times as the doors were made individually
by the carpenters.
I think the Freemason theory is more
possible and plausible. Plus, it feels good to think while you are releasing
your undigested food into the chasm of no return that the space surrounding you
is not only from a different dimension but also one that has been pulled in by
the Freemasons.
